Showing posts with label mad monkey vs dragon claw. Show all posts
Showing posts with label mad monkey vs dragon claw. Show all posts

Sunday, November 2, 2025

The Chronicle of Beatrice of Cynidicea: Black Dog Comes to the Happy Valley

In another part of the world . . .


Beatrice had long ago stopped expecting peace.

Once, she had been a daughter of Cynidicea, a place of masks, secrets, and decay. But that life felt distant now—like a dream half-remembered. Her present was carved from harder things: survival, bargains, and love that demanded sacrifice.

She was a mother.

She had brought six children into the world—her five Animaji, fox-blooded and bright-eyed, now grown into fierce and clever young adults of eighteen. They had been raised within the stone walls of her castle, a place she had built with gold that came at a cost she rarely spoke of.

And then there was the sixth child.

A son.

Eleven years ago, Beatrice had been frozen—held between life and death, her body suspended like glass. It was the Emperor who had saved her… or claimed her. The terms of her release were never spoken plainly, but she remembered enough: warmth returning to her limbs, breath flooding her lungs, and the quiet, terrible understanding that followed.


The boy had been left behind.

She had not seen him since.

Friday, July 18, 2025

The Curse of the Crimson Reprieve: Into the Heart of Darkness-- the turtle-men

 


The river was slow and breathless, choked on both sides by thick jungle vines and tangled trees that shut out the sun. The insects buzzed dizzily and the two longboats glided forward, paddles dipping silently into dark, turgid water.

Afternoon dissolved into evening and then night and Salt’s boat began to drift — not forward, but sideways. At first it seemed like some hidden current had taken hold, but then shapes moved beneath the surface: broad-shelled turtle-creatures, humanoid in posture, long arms pushing steadily against the hull.

They didn’t attack. They didn’t speak. Only when the boats neared the shore did a cadaverous figure step into the torchlight. It stood upright on the bank — skin stretched tight over its bones, jaw slack and trembling. It let out a gurgling wail, half gibberish and half song.

That was enough. The travelers took no chances. With swords and arrows, they tried to drive off the turtles, but only Bo-Jing have much success in cleaving the hard shells.

As the boats turned and edged toward the opposite bank, the ghoul screamed louder. The turtles began to rock the boats. That’s when Bangqiu raised a hand. Three bolts of crackling light flared from his fingers. Salt followed with a streak of white flame. Fen added a searing spark of his own.

The ghoul fell twitching, its body burning as it slumped into the reeds. The turtle-creatures didn’t seem upset — only confused.

They conferred among themselves in their own tongue, bobbing slightly in the water. Then one of them called out:

“That was the deal. If he lost, we eat him. If we lost, he eats us. He’s dead, so… we eat the loser?”

The party’s reply was cautious, but curious. A challenge was offered — a fair fight, one champion from each side. Bo-Jing accepted.

The turtles directed their chosen fighter to a muddy island in the middle of the stream. The others kept their distance, floating in a wide semicircle. The party remained in their boats. No one wanted a misunderstanding.

Bo-Jing stepped ashore, calm and barefoot. The turtle-creature facing him was larger than the others. It crouched low, knuckles in the mud, but moved with surprising speed. The first exchange was light, respectful — a bow, a feint, a counter-grip. Bo-Jing shifted into Mad Monkey form, playful and elusive, but, when paired with a ki shot, very devastating.

Then the turtle touched him — just a tap to the inside of his arm. A bloom of pain burst up through Bo-Jing’s shoulder. His fingers wouldn’t close properly. He stepped back, eyes narrowing.

The others in the water began to drift closer.

“Wait,” Bo-Jing said. “How about we teach each other?”

The turtle blinked. “We are okay with that,” it said, “as long as we get to eat someone first.”

That ended negotiations.

The fight resumed — but the rules were gone. All five turtles surged at once, splashing and clawing toward the island. Bo-Jing didn’t wait. He leapt clean over their heads, landed in the boat, and barked, “Go!”

The paddlers pulled hard. Bangqiu turned and flung out his hand. A wall of stone erupted from the riverbed behind them, cutting across the turtles’ path — but not for long. The creatures split and swam around.

They were fast. Faster than the boat.

Salt and Bangqiu locked eyes. Without a word, they each grabbed a rope and dove into the river, disappearing beneath the surface — and moments later, two enormous hippos burst from the water, ropes cinched to their harnesses.

The boats lurched forward.

The turtles gave chase, but they were no match now. The great hippos thundered through the dark river, heads high, teeth gleaming. Behind them, the turtle-creatures dropped back — slower, sullen, and hungry.

The jungle swallowed the sound of their escape.



Saturday, April 5, 2025

Mad Monkey Style


After his meeting with the Angel, Bo-Jing consulted with Salt regarding how they would return home. Salt assured him that she had learned much about the arcane workings of the teleportation room. If they wished to return to the familiar surroundings of Banua, she could accomplish that with very little chance of error.

Very little chance that they would be transported underneath Banua, embedded in solid rock. Like 1 chance in a hundred.

An alternative that offered greater, but more attenuated risk, would be the assist the sailors who were marooned on the island. They knew they could repair their ship, but had lost many of their crew. Bo-Jing's skills would be most welcome. The Captain of the ship would make him his first mate, giving him full authority over the ship whenever the Captain was not on deck. The sailors welcomed assistance in repairing their ship and gathering supplies but were fully willing to fulfill these tasks by their own labor, leaving Bo-Jing, Salt, and their friends time to explore the beautiful island.

The island was small but incredibly varied so a day's walk would always thrill the senses in a new way-- waterfalls, luscious flowering gardens, delicious fruit, the songs of birds, all hinting at something even more purely beautiful and soul-enriching-- Bo-Jing mulled over the angel's suggestion that maybe he was home. 

And then one day, Bo-Jing, Bang-qiu and Salt came upon an old man in a sunny clearing, beset upon by two horned giants. Bo-Jing leapt up and hovered in the air, firing arrows at the monsters, while Salt attacked them with her magic. But these monsters had their own magic and also took to the air, drawing their huge serrated blades. This combat suited Bo-Jing very well. He drew his flaming sword and fought both enemies at once. Salt supported him, firing magic missiles into the monsters' eyes. 

The heroes killed the monsters and received the congratulations of the old man who surprised them with a display of his own martial prowess. "You are formidable and honorable warriors. At the risk of immodesty, I assure you that those monsters offered no real threat to me, but this not take away from your righteous valor in coming to the defense of a seemingly defenseless stranger."

He offered to teach them his secrets, "Because, if your life goes the way I pray it does, you will be old one day, and may wander into the forest without your sword."

Bo-Jing, Bangqiu, and Salt agreed, and stepped into a kung-fu training montage . . .